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Baby. I am so happy.

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Baby!

3
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Oh my God. you’re so hard!

4
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Huh?

5
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What’s wrong?

6
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-I don’t know.
-I’m ugly. right?

7
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I knew it. I’m ugly now! I’m fat. right?

8
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-No. babe! No!
You haven’t been honest…!

9
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No…no!

10
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No. it’s not you…it’s me!

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No.

12
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I’ve seen too much.

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Babe!

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Wait! Babe!

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<i>Dear Bro. I have a problem.</i>

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<i>It might be your problem. too.</i>

17
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<i>Bro. I can’t stand being humiliated again.</i>

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<i>I need a solution ASAP.</i>

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Get harder. Mark Anthony!

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Get harder. Mark Anthony!

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Get hard!

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<i>It was at this moment that he knew…he fucked up.</i>

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Get up!

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Get up!

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Get up!

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<i>Three days later…</i>

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One eternity later

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Psst! Hey! Going through hard times? Having problems with (crows)?

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Yes!

30
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I have a solution for your (crows).

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Blue pills! The solution for flaccid (crows)!

32
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Buy your Blue Pills! Buy now!

33
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Right here! With Blue Pills for (crows)!

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The next day.

35
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<i>I understand that it’s “as needed”…I look like I need it. right?</i>

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Welcome back. Mark Anthony! Woooh!

37
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So why did you call me?

38
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Wait a minute. What if it gets soft again? You might disappoint me again.

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There’s ice-cream. babe.

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Ice-cream yummy…

41
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Ice-cream good!

42
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Here we go…
So good…!

43
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You’ll finally taste Mark Anthony!

44
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Ohhh…yes!

45
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You may call me Zuma!

46
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Ahhh. Zuma!

47
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Mark Anthonyyyy!

48
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I’m Zuma!

49
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ce-cream yummy…!

50
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Ice-cream good…!

51
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You so fucking good. Mark Anthony!

52
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E.R.
Huh?

53
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Mark Anthony doesn’t want to get soft anymore.

54
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<i>Dear Bro. I was like Zuma. Just as strong and just as hard!</i>

55
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<i>I just want to be the best boyfriend for…for Beth.</i>

56
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<i>But I ended up in the Emergency Room.</i>

57
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<i>But had I not done this. Beth would have left me for a hotter stud.</i>

58
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<i>Bro. I’m sure that if you popped the pills like candy...</i>

59
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<i>You’d end up either in the ER or the morgue.</i>

60
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<i>Remember. men have two heads.</i>

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<i>Use the one up there more often than the one below.</i>

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<i>Till next time. Cheers!</i>

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Time to dance.


